lauraanne_gilman: (Default)
 Every morning, one or the other or both household felines comes forth and yowls in my ear FEED ME!  I'M HUUUUUUUNGRY!

So i get up - never before 6am, rarely after 7am, I am a well-trained human - and feed them.  One serving of gooshy food each, in different bowls, in different rooms.

Inevitably, as in EVERY DAMNED DAY, CatofSize will finish his food first, and wander over to stare at ElderCat, who is still eating.  She, 5 days out of 7,  will wander off, because she does not like being stared at. He will then attempt to eat her food (unless I see him and yell).  

Meanwhile, 4  days out of those 5, ElderCat wanders over and eats what he left in his dish, so when he comes back - having eaten all hers - there's nothing left.

Cats.  Either they're fucking with us for some great alien lab test, or they're just fucking with us.
lauraanne_gilman: (Pandora + books)

ElderCat has a torn (and slightly bloody) ear.  She let me clean it with a damp q-tip, and it doesn't look infected, but I'll be keeping a close eye on her today.  She seems calm, almost bored by the entire thing,  so I'm not going to stress. Much

No idea if CatofSize was involved or not.  They've lived together for 8 years now - never cuddly but always mostly-peacefully, and never before with damage. Do NOT want to deal w/ a change in the status quo....

EtA Sunday PM: the ear flap is slightly swollen today, so off to the vet she goes tomorrow morning.Tuesday afternoon (delayed so sick-me doesn't have to go out in the snow/slush).

 

lauraanne_gilman: (Default)
slothful cats.

boomerofcourse

He was actually weirdly dignified in this pose. You can also see that his much-hated diet is showing results...



[and yes...he is a Big Boy. Nearly 3' stretched out, from stem to stern.]
lauraanne_gilman: (Default)
*flails madly and dies of teh cute*




(thanks to JG for the link -- and the reminder to wait for the final shot)
lauraanne_gilman: (stet)
98% proof feline )

I have to say, though, it's a lot cuter when you're not the one trying to actually do the work...

[Pandora, being wiser and older, is asleep on a pillow elsewhere, content to let me do all the heavy lifting]

EtA: and if anyone's jonesing for a canine shot, check out this week's Photohunt entry! No, that's not Mei-Chan, but the expression is just priceless...
lauraanne_gilman: (Default)
W00t! Curse the Dark and Bring it On are now available as audio downloads from audible.com
/PSA


And under the "bah, cats" heading -- I woke up at 5:45 this morning with Boomer making noises like a smoke detector (small, high pitched meows) that normally indicate that he wants attention but Big Bad Pandora won't let him in the bedrooom (he sits just outside the door and waits until I invite him in, thereby supporting my contention that he's actually a Labrador in a cat suit). But when I did tell him to come in, Pandora got into the act and there was Noise and I decided whatthehell, it's almost time, I'll feed them. So I hauled out, fed them in their separate corners (because Boomer is convinced Pandora's Getting Something Better and will stare at her until she abandons her food so he can go eat it). I, still being wiped out, go back to bed for an hour. I wake up two hours later (oops) with Pandora under the covers sleeeping on my thigh, and Boomer above the covers sleeping at my knee, both perfectly content and happy and why no mom, we neeeeeever fight! That would be wrong. Uh-huh, says momma twolegs, not at all convinced but soothed by happy purring snores anyway.


Off today [after word war] to work in the Park (it's gorgeous out today) and spend time with Mei-mei, whose main Thing is wanting to eat dried leaves and be BFF with dogs seven times her size.....

Y'know, I talk all the time here about my critters. Tell me about yours! Past, present, it's all good....
lauraanne_gilman: (meerkat coffee)
And lo, the meerkat is home (earlier than expected due to Family Things) from the usual fantabulous family gathering, only to discover two piteously hungry kittens who had been without fresh food or water for 36 hours, because their cat-sitter took "please feed them Friday" to mean "it's okay it you don't show up until after 9pm, assuming you were going to show up at all." The meerkat is...not pleased.

However, the MIDNIGHT CRAVINGS contest continues until midnight tonight and you have until midnight Sunday to enter the "Plausibility" contest to win your choice of the first three books in the Retrievers series in mass market (new contest starts on Monday)!

Slightly related: if you were to happen to eavesdrop on us yesterday afternoon:

Me: "I have to e-mail them later. They're talking shapeshifters but I don't have a were, I have an incubus." *pause* "Not many people can say that in the course of a business conversation."

My mom: O_O


And totally unrelated: For those who were part of the "what is Socialism" discussion early (or have just wondered where we're going with this regulated economy) you might want to check out the article in this weekend's New York Times: Weekend Opinionator: A Different Sort of Red America

[as an aside: is there such a thing as "today's newspaper" when you read it online, with the access to yesterday's articles and tomorrow's breaking news updates?]
lauraanne_gilman: (all ur desks r ours)
or, In Which Once Again Boomerang Earns his Call-name of "Boomer-You-Idiot."

The Universe clearly heard me telling my folks this evening that cats were so much easier to live with than dogs. I had just decided to turn in for the evening when I heard a rustling noise, like the sound a cat makes when they're into something they shouldn't.

"Boomer, cut it out!" I called, making a not-unsupported guess who was responsible.

There was some more rustling. Then an unhappy meow.

Then a Very Unhappy Yowl.


"Mom? Wasn't there supposed to be a sink there?"

He was deeply relieved when I opened the cabinet doors and let him out of that Awful Place.

The truly amusing thing was that not three minutes later Pandora decided to investigate as well.... but she was smart/agile enough to leap out the way she'd fallen in.


Cats. Oy.
lauraanne_gilman: (Default)
evilmeer: Pandora is staring at the workmen. She ventured into the kitchen to sniff around when they took a break, but ran when they came back. Who knew she'd be the brave one?
ArwenR: Heh. When we had Simba and Wuss together, it was funny...when we moved, each time, she came out within less than an hour of all the upheaval being over, made perimeter checks, and was fine. Simba wouldn't come out of hiding for days.
evilmeer: Boycats are scardeycats
ArwenR: yep!
evilmeer: she really is watching them Most Intently. from a safe distance, natch
evilmeer: I think she knows we're in the home stretch
ArwenR: She's supervising.
evilmeer: exactly.
lauraanne_gilman: (citron presse)
For those who wonder, it was Pandora the Duchess who was kitty insane at a painful hour this morning (6 am 'new time' but not according to my very tired brain).

Mostly I don't mind the time change for the same reason I don't get jet-lagged in most instances -- my sense of time is fluid to begin with, and so long as I've had a few hours of sleep I can function normally. But the first few mornings of getting out of bed when it's still dark were always painful. Thankfully, in my non-commuting life, I don't have to! Freelancing FTW!

(actually, waking up before the sun is out always flashes me back to summer vacations and going fishing with my dad. So it's a pleasant memory, and makes me crave Nature's Valley granola bars.)

And, in a rare moment of indulging my slothful ways, I then went back to bed until 10am. Then it was off to a Sekrit Hideaway sans internet connection to workworkwork until it was time to head over to Dovetail for dinner.

You must understand: I've wanted to go to this restaurant since it first opened to rave reviews. Alas, it was not to be, for I am a freelancer of only occasional paychecks, until I was IM'd out of the blue and informed that we had reservations to celebrate the fact that Flesh & Fire was finally into production.

I'm good with that. :-)

beware: here be foodie talk )

And now, despite many things pending I need to respond to (yes, you), I need to go fall over and digest for the next 12 hours....
lauraanne_gilman: (meerkat coffee)
If, at 4 in the morning, a large orange cat goes havocing through your bedroom, and you use the light from your G1 phone to see WTF, the resulting caught-in-the-glare visual yes does look very much like a night-time shot out of a Discovery Channel special on tigers.

Just sharing that fact.

Both cats are in Dire Disgrace this morning. They know this. How do I know they know this? They're not agitating for me to feed them but rather have found spots across the room to sit quietly and wait, occasionally looking up to see if I am looking at them yet, to indicate All's Forgiven.

They're going to wait a while longer. And then I will feed them. because they are, after all, Cats. They get night-crazy sometimes, and dawn is a perfectly acceptable time for a cat to go hunting -- never mind that it's a perfectly acceptable time for a two-legged cat to be sleeping. We try to co-exist, and some days it works better than others.

Meanwhile, and slightly related, I had some thoughts about the nature of tolerance and thinking-rather-than-reacting, and my distaste for anyone who sees black-or-white-and-only-mine's-right, but I'm not in the mood this morning to deal with extremist ideology from any corner, so I'm just going to go feed the cats instead, and let y'all figure it out for yourselves.

And then maybe I'll go back to bed.

EtA: just walked into the bedroom, and there's Boomerang, sprawled on the bed, snoring away. Of course, that could not go without retaliation....kitty-pounce-and-nooogies! (Pandora feels it's her duty to at least try to stay awake to keep me company in the morning...she'll nap in the afternoon)
lauraanne_gilman: (Default)
A quick braindump:

Oh Leverage, how you do rock my world. You are smart and pretty and funny, and don't mind too much the fancifulness of your premise because you are smart and pretty and funny. And Parker is such a sweet psychotic. Thank you for promising to come back this summer. That makes me very happy.

It also made me happy to discover that what the GOP disdainfully refers to as a "nanny state," the president apparently defines as "cleaning up the mess Baby made." I'm not much for speeches from any president (it's all propaganda, even when it's YOUR propaganda) but flinching from hearing hard truths and uncomfortable decisions is so much to be preferred to flinching from hearing Teh Stooopid.

And some very interesting comments from Trained Political Pundits in the aftermath, about how Obama's attempted bi-partismanship isn't aimed at the GOP, who believe they cannot reach back or lose whatever they think they're holding onto, but the independent voters. Obama reached out and was rebuffed, purely for the sin of Not Being GOP. That's going to hurt someone, PR-wise, and so far, it's not Obama.


Took the day off from Pack of Lies yesterday, and worked on a couple of new projects, and some promotional stuff for on-going books, as well as dealing with the long-distance chaos of trying to migrate the web site to its new home. We seem to be having Technical Difficulties. :-( But soon it will be done, and I will be able to muck about with the updates on a much more regular basis, and won't you be sorry then?

(that might also spell the end of the Cosa Nostradamus On-Line, as the content is folded into the main site. We'll see.)

I also managed to get some wonderful, if quick, footage of Pandora, blissed on catnip, almost falling off the desk. but if I post it, you will all see the terribly disorganized state of my office, and I'm not sure I can stand the shame...

Oh, wotthehell.

lauraanne_gilman: (Default)
for [livejournal.com profile] fakefrenchie: could you say 'go away' to this face? )

Goal today is to make a good-sized dent in chapter 7, then print out what I have so far and mark it up ruthlessly, to prepare for the mid-book rev-up, Big Fail, and Repercussions that will take us through the second half...


But first, there are bagels and eggs scrambled in garlic butter and OMG JBM coffee. Anyone else having decadence for breakfast?
lauraanne_gilman: (all ur desks r ours)
Living with Boomerang these days puts me in mind of living with a lion cub. A very affectionate, muscular, curious lion cub. Who thinks he's a lap cat. He always thought he was a shoulder cat (one of my earliest photos of him is perched on [livejournal.com profile] agamisu's shoulder) but the lap part is new. We have combined treats with exercise, so now he happily chases tossed treats across the apartment, one at a time, while Pandora eats hers in a more ladylike manner.

Somebody clearly forgot to tell him he's a Grown-Up Feline now, and shouldn't be quite so playful.

On the other side, Pandora, while still healthy and affectionate, is feeling the onset of Senior Cat status. She doesn't see or jump quite so well as she used to, and demands more Quiet Time with mom, where Boomer isn't allowed. I'm thinking of building her a Senior Nest, someplace nicely protected, where Boomer can't get to her, but I can still see her and she can see me. Will have to contemplate placement and design....

They both spend half the day ignoring each other, pause to sniff noses or sleep peaceably on the bench in front of my desk, and then chase each other around the apartment, taking turns thwapping and pouncing. So I guess she's not as old as she thinks she is, yet....
lauraanne_gilman: (lol)
So I'm working at my desk, minding my own business, and I hear a scrabbling behind me. I assume it's the cat...then something makes me turn around.

And there's Half-tail the squirrel, all four paws in the screen of the open window, peering in at me.

Alas, I wasn't quite quick enough to get the picture, but here's the aftermath...

Pandora investigates....

Half-tail flees

Boomer checks in from the kitchen window


All right, I give in. Dude, you're part of the family. Dog knows you're as much of a distraction as the in-house crew....
lauraanne_gilman: (Default)
Started this morning frustrated over things totally out of my control, and Boomer jumped into my lap, headbutted me, and leaned against my chest, purring like a large, furry performance vehicle.

Friends and family are all well and fine, but nobody ever really loves you like a fur-companion.
------------------------

Meanwhile, as I force myself back to work, I note that we have a bunch of new people who snuck in while I was distracted. Hello, New People! Kitchen's open 24/7, the bar's thataway, the jacuzzi's out back, and mind the alligators, the boys sometimes forget to feed them. Feel free to step up and introduce yourselves.

And in honor of New People, and because I haven't done it in a while, today's an Open Thread Day. Ask anything you'd like, on any topic -- but keep it to PG-13, please!
lauraanne_gilman: (Boomer)


(and you thought I was kidding re: that last conversation-with-cat? hah)


I have banned them to the sofa. We'll see how long that lasts....
lauraanne_gilman: (brain.  hurts.)
"You know cat, this is my desk. Technically speaking."
*....totally not caring...*
"Technically. I'm just saying."
*...more not caring...*
"If you don't move, I'm going to go get the vacuum cleaner."
*sniff. graceful leap*



Part I is done.
Part II looms.
We're just not even thinking about Part III just yet.


Going to go watch the John Cleese episode of The Muppets now.
lauraanne_gilman: (pandora's not impressed)

felines 009
Originally uploaded by suricattus
Pandora gets into the catnip... (alas, you can't really see her expression unless you watch the larger version)
lauraanne_gilman: (citron presse)



As it's still coming down heavily, I think I will be canceling my plans for the evening and settling in with a book and a glass of wine, instead. I'm all for walking in the snow, but not when there may be sleet/icing later on....

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