Best. Error. Message. Ever.

[lauraanne_gilman]

You Have Reached the Wrong Number.

If You Have Reached the Wrong Number by Accident

Please Rotate Your Head by Ninety Degrees,

and Try Again.

Otherwise, Please Remain on the Line,

and Your Call will be Ignored

in the Order that It was Received.

Thank You for Flying with Us,

and We Look Forward to Serving You

with a Delicate White Sauce

in the Near Future.