amusement for a monday afternoon...
May. 4th, 2009 02:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lauraanne_gilmanYanked from many years' ago post:
This is for Certain Folk in my life. You know who you are, and I love you anyway.
Because you are my friend!
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises (without those embedded stupid, "cutesy" graphics that take forever to download) that really speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask. Because you are my friend!
Send this to ten of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. (Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.)
This is for Certain Folk in my life. You know who you are, and I love you anyway.
Because you are my friend!
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises (without those embedded stupid, "cutesy" graphics that take forever to download) that really speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask. Because you are my friend!
Send this to ten of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. (Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.)
