lauraanne_gilman: (dandelion break)
lauraanne_gilman ([personal profile] lauraanne_gilman) wrote2007-06-30 05:49 pm
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be safe. be smart. be pissed off. they're giving the rest of us apes a bad name

Dear Universe:

If you cannot see your way to clearing our living space of upright apes (of any/all extremist views) who think that planting bombs among civilian targets is a good and just idea, please continue to make more of them incompetent, as they are much to be preferred to smart ones. Especially when they manage to take themselves out the final exit door/get themselves caught in the process of their incompetence.

Also? Smart cops/firefighters/paramedics/commonfolk are good. Smart and lucky is even better. We freely acknowledge the role luck plays in staying safe, and will not abuse it needlessly.

Thank you.

The sane portion of the upright ape population

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